Google Mining

The act of Googling something to prove a point and, upon realizing that one is wrong, searching through page after page of results to find the one (usually erroneous) result that proves one's point.

You are just Google Mining that! There is no way that the role of Frodo was originally offered to Jonathan Taylor Thomas!

by Caddywhompus June 9, 2011

the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

by the great monteray jack&friend October 4, 2008

data mining

A kind of research which studies existing research, with the motive of repurposing it to promote a certain interpretation.

A common means of developing spin for a story.

Using data mining, I was able to make the last several wars look like clear US victories.

by Evil Robot March 22, 2005

coal mining

the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it

Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there?
Jay Leno - Coal mining bitch so shut up.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015

Meme mining

When you cruise the comment section of Facebook and collect the funny memes people post there for your personal use at a later time.

My husband has been on a Hilary Clinton meme mining expedition since she announced her candidacy. Now he has all these pictures of Monica Lewinsky turned into memes on his phone.

by smg2972 April 15, 2015

Munion

Used to describe a servant/slave of the almighty David Munro, usually follows David Munro's beliefs.

Oscar : Have you seen Joshy has been acting?
Gabriel : Yeah he's been quite the Munion recently.

by theraqist July 21, 2019