Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

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by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)

When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.

by infinate March 14, 2010

sisters before mister's

what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.

similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's

Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!

Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!

by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010

Mister Peckawood

Man with 103 inch dick.

I was walking down the street when i stepped on something; it was mister peckawood.

by TGL February 13, 2010

Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.

Her body was too moisterous.

by Verno T December 9, 2016

Wild West Mister

The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.

Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?

Man: Well, sort of.

Bro: What do you mean?

Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.

by Smiz Tang December 1, 2009

Mr. Mister

A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.

It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.

by Tied4last November 21, 2019