mcDonald's

A shitty, unhealthy fastfood restaurant that most Americans love to eat. The biggest fastfood franchise in the world. The spread of McDonald's in other countries also symbolizes the spread of American way of thinking, that is rationally break down things into standard procedures.

McDonald's burger has shit in it.
McDonaldization is a world-wide cultural invasion.

by Kythdsifek July 9, 2005

Ghetto McDonalds

Churches Chicken, Popeyes Chicken

The only fast food place I have in my hood is Churches Chicken, so it must be Ghetto mcDonalds

by Bruce Citron November 12, 2007

Preppy McDouchebag

A person having the qualities of dressing like a prep, but having the personality of a douchebag. Basically, the stereotypical asshole that has a closet full of striped shirts and cargo shorts (or faded jeans). Hair gel and a necklace are optional but popular accessories.

My roommate went shopping at American Eagle today and he's still an asshole. What a Preppy McDouchebag!

by pfizzle603 April 4, 2008

McDopoly

A combination of McDonald's and Monopoly all rolled into one word - McDopoly. Typically, McDonald's has the Monopoly game promotion every year, usually around October.

I'm gonna go play McDopoly when I'm out.

by izcool October 16, 2010

McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.

See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

McDump

An epic, and even violent doody event (anal explosion), after the consumption of McDonald's, or "Mickey Ds". It usually happens 1/2 hour to an hour after indulging in the omni-present Scottish cuisine. It gives no warning, and may render an unsuspecting individual with a STANK- ASS, and messy drawers! Big Macs are notorious for such an event.

Yo son, I just took the most stank-ass McDump after eating two quarter pounders, fries, a shake, and an apple pie. It was nasty yo, and cleared out the public restroom!"

by master gas blaster January 3, 2003

mcds

Abbreviation for McDonalds

"I work at McDs" or "Let's go eat at McDs for lunch"

by AnnAnnieB December 15, 2007