Stupid nigga logic

Something that seems illogical to a normal person but totally acceptable for someone lacking common sense.

"my baby daddy is on stupid nigga logic

by raggedy.to.the.bone December 25, 2021

logiene

Also lowgiene
1: The opposite of hygiene.
2: The practice of poor hygiene and accompanying symptoms, ie. messy hair, bad breath, B.O., funk, stank ass, etc.

Man, I need to get a shower before we go out. I haven't taken one since yesterday, so I'm rockin' some serious logiene.

by redturtle February 25, 2008

logisticate

To plan events and figure out how to get people together. Usually one person in a group of friends or a family is the main "logisticator". Literally- to figure out the logistics. The verb tense of "logistics". Involves lots of e-mails and phone calls.

"If I'm going to get this party together I've got to logisticate like mad for an hour or two."

by Katatak October 30, 2009

Logic Day (October 5th)

Holiday that celebrates science, nature, and logic instead of religion. Created on the Birthday of Neil deGrasse Tyson (October 5th). To celebrate this holiday you eat a lot of bacon and enjoy science and nature. You also give gifts to friends and family that promote science, nature and logic.

"What did Mike get you for Logic Day (October 5th) Susan?" "He bought me a life-size model of the Solar System!"

"This Logic Day (October 5th) we celebrated science and nature by building a greenhouse out of old windows and planting vegetables inside"

"For Logic Day (October 5th) this year we are having a big block party"
"What should I bring?"
"Make that awesome potato salad you make with the bacon on top"

"Next year for Logic Day (October 5th) I want to go to The Natural History Museum with my family"

by Mee-Maw September 22, 2014

Login Doggie

The coolest guy around Login Doggie is someone who pulls all the females

Login Doggie doesn’t know it be he has females lining up for him.

Login Doggie is going to be famous in the future.

Login Doggie is always the funniest person in the room.

Parker: bro what happened to your sister last night?

Elliot: Login Doggie fucked her bro

by Login Doggie May 13, 2020

GTA logic

Physics, situations, and other anomilies only able to exist in Grand Theft Auto

Bill: Can a car really survive such a fall?
Bob: No way, that's GTA logic for you

by Zky February 8, 2014

cartoon logic

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020