Lobster Cream

The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.

Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.

Billy Bob: She's pregnant......

by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

Lung lobster

The thing you get from smoking expensive cigarettes.

- You think you are safe if you smoke this shit just because it's expensive?!
- Well, most certainly this is superior quality tobacco, and indeed I have smaller chances of getting lung cancer...
- Dude, you won't get a lung cancer, you'll get a lung lobster from this shit!!!

by doctorB-vukajlija August 25, 2010

Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.

Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.

by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

chutney lobster

When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster

Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster

by Loopydave October 18, 2018

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Lobster-back

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

That dirty Lobster-back has bad teeth.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

lobster felix

When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.

Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"

by TANG451 December 27, 2004