land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

jojo lands

Ninth part of the amazing and fantastic serie, " Jojo's Bizarre Adventure " by the legendary Hirohiko Araki. No news about it for now, but it'll surely be a bizarre adventure

Have you heard, Araki announced a ninth part of jojo! It's called Jojo Lands!
AYYY LET'S GOOO

by Huoshi March 3, 2022

Land Hawaii

Kentucky;

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) to mock Kentucky's suggestions to rename a fish in order to make it more marketable.

"If you want to try the delicacy that started it all, head down to Kentucky; or now as I call it, Land Hawaii."

Asian Carp is to Kentucky Tuna as Kentucky is to Land Hawaii.

by xchnkx July 9, 2010

monkey land

A special place full of monkeys and land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there

by Melon238 January 8, 2021

Going to the Land

Getting high from Cannabis

I’ll be back, I’m going to the land.

by eetswag December 4, 2022

wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

Landing Bug

When someone's playing trackmania and takes a jump in a rough way which causes the car to flip a bit when it lands, it's considered a landing bug.

a: dude, you totally need to improve your skills.
b: my skills are fine. it was just a landing bug.
a: oh ok. it looked as if it was your own fault first.

by Eine Alte Oma August 24, 2019