Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Log paulen

A person who loves to dab

Log paulen dabs on em haters

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019

Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

dev-logs

developer logs to show an audience of people the progress and updates of a game or website.

yes, I am an admin. But no, I don't use dev-logs.

by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022

log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.

Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.

by Momma Howse March 5, 2022