Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

ling

(boontling) language, one's language

You can't harp my ling.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

cuba-linga

A derogatory term used by people that envy Cubans (like the one who wrote the definition before) to degrade them under a discriminating, unfair, and stereotyping definition. They usually ignore the good side of Cuban people in favor of the bad one. They mistakenly forget the basic fact that all societies are comprised of people from all walks of life due to the human nature and the social circumstances. Who said that envying and backstabbing behaviours were created in Cuba? didn't the terms existed before? just think about that. People like you, who take the time to write such definitions are moved by envy, hate and are so much miserable that the cuba-lingas themselves. I just want to reassure that NOT ALL cubans are like that, maybe in Miami you see some of that kind because there are lots of balseros that lived in the poorest areas of Cuba, but not all balseros are of this kind either. Go to Cuba and see how warm-hearted, sincere, and friendly average people in the streets are, and shut the f..k up!

That south american guy is my boss. He is always harassing me and making me feel unconfortable. He sometimes talk with other of his "friends" and refers to me as a cuba-linga. I know he wants me to blow off so that he can fire me. What a son of a bitch!

by cubanoTeacher July 31, 2008

Lingenfelser

The act of masturbating onto a friend's vanilla ice cream whilst they are not present so, upon return, they will consume your baby gravy.

Joe farted on my pillow, so I Lingenfelsered his ice cream when he went to the bathroom.

by Zeralon November 12, 2010

Lingulate My Lingam

Means to "Suck my dick" The work came from MCA very funny when screamed at a person also songs can be made out of this. Other words are pulled off of this word such as
-Lingulator of lingams(dick sucker)

Example 1
Mca-"LINGULATE MY LINGAM!!!!!!!!"
Person-"what mca"
Mca-"nothing nevermind.....suck my dick!!"

Example 2
Mca-"Hey Knucklehead"
Person-"yes"
Mca-"You are a lingulator of lingams"
Person-"Huh"
Mca-"BRAAAAHHHHH!.......cock sucker"

by Knuclehead January 23, 2011

ding-a-ling

your penis swinging back&forth.

vagina+penis+ding-a-ling=I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

remember the simpsons episode with that dude singing that ding-a-ling song

by gay-when nobody says anything October 4, 2016

ding a ling

Very manly way of saying dick or penis.

rMuD is jealous of Germ's black ding a ling.

by Germ March 14, 2003