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Turtle Knock

When two penis heads touch together.
This most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called "double penetration" when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their penises together. "Hey bro, I didn't mean to turtle knock you last night, It was a total accident."
by Joeislegend05 November 16, 2010
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Hab Knocker

A canadian or french-canadian that masturbates in public. Kind of like a canadian hob knocker
George: Why do you call him a Hab Knocker ?
Joe: Because we caught him masturbating on the other side of a stand when we were at the mall.
George: ...
by LAXVIP June 12, 2011
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jizzy knickers

When in the heat of the moment you pull the girls pants to the side, slide in and out until the point of ejaculation.. the cum runs out and covers her pants causing Jizzy Knickers..
As Tom blew up inside of her, he gently whispered in her ear, 'sorry love you guna get jizzy knickers!
by Simsplat November 24, 2011
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poop knocker

When your turtle head hits your underwear...
Man I have a poop knocker I better find a toilet soon. -or- Man this is the third poo knocker I've had this week, pretty soon I'll be out of underwear!
by ConfuciusSay February 4, 2015
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The Knock

The Knock - when someone knocks on your door to bust you, serve a warrant, or otherwise ruin your day.

Could be in an apartment when the super knocks on your door because you’ve had a friend staying over too long. Could be in a hotel when you haven’t checked out and they’re telling you you’re late and it’s time to leave. Could be in a dorm when you’re having a party and you get busted by the RA. Or could be when the police show up because you’re in deep shit. Probation officer, serving a warrant, anything. It’s bad news.

The knock is from someone in a position of authority, hitting your door to tell you you’re in trouble. You don’t have a choice to open the door or not. The only question is how bad the trouble is going to be.
Oh shit, he got the knock.

I got the knock this morning, I’m out boys, getting evicted as we speak.

Remove me from the group chat, I’m worried about getting the knock after one of you idiots says something that triggers the feds
by Nobødy January 16, 2021
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chunk knocker

A chunk knocker is a pipe used to smoke either crack cocaine or fentanyl. The term chunk knocker is often used by old heads who have been around a while. In the 1980s chunk knocker/chunk pipe was slang for a pipe used for smoking crack cocaine, but in the early 2000s it also became synonymous with the kind of pipe you use to smoke or fentanyl aka chunk dope out of. Nowadays most people use chunk knocker to refer to a fent dope pipe because "knocking" typically refers to smoking fentanyl chunk dope, which makes a unique "knock" sound as it is vaporized.
old head rock smoker: pass me that chunk knocker here youngin im about to load up the dope
by peanut coke plug October 28, 2022
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knickers in a twist

Agitated, anxious, in a tizz. British, Strine, and New Zealand. Cf. panties in a knot.
Don't get your knickers in a twist. The Frogs are just that way.
by Octopod November 7, 2003
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