Hob Knocker

A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?

by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009

knockentiber

Knockentiber is a place outside killie n it is full eh awfa junkies including the likes eh the mad man Sean mccolgan n cammy semple trust me u don’t want to go near them there proper mental,there’s a story going about that Sean cut aff his dads boaby n used it to eat his dinner pure crazy man

Knockentiber is a shitehole

by Tomo thom October 5, 2018

knocker button

Also known as a “nipple”, the knocker button is used to feed infant children.

Little Johnny latched right onto his mother’s knocker buttons in order to nourish is hunger.

by Dkelz December 26, 2018

knocker-upper

A knocker-upper was someone whose sole purpose was to wake people up during a time when alarm clocks were expensive and not very reliable.

"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"

by ethic. January 4, 2021

Knycked

Be falsely put into a state of betterness.

He knycked them, they think they're better off now, but oh boy is that gonna haunt them someday.

by Karl A. Winters February 6, 2023

Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.

That chick's a poon knocker!

by Sancho198428 October 16, 2008

snot knocker

A child, more specifically a child with a cold/runny nose.

I think I caught a cold from that little snot knocker.

by Scrotie_McBoogerballs September 28, 2011