Keyboard Warrior 

A boy/girl that has so much time they are always on their phone, texting, bbming whatever the weather, weasing birds in the most unballsy manner

Yeah you know that Sam ABear kid?
Yeah?
He's a right keyboard warrior!

Keyboard Warrior by Moose1543 July 13, 2011

Keyboard cowboy 

someone who talks cack on the internet and expects not to be caught especially privately and then exposed

x is a ****...(usually to another keyboard cowboy)

Keyboard cowboy by one face March 23, 2009

Keyboard warrior 

A bunch of worthless idiots who won’t think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.

Keyboard warrior later kill themselves because they are to scare to fight anyone in person.

Keyboard warrior by Punjabi power September 2, 2020

keyboard condom 

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

keyboard condom by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Keyboard Commando 

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

Keyboard Commando by Den-bot February 13, 2005

Keyboard worrier. 

Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.

Example: Stop caps locking me and thinking your the best... You little keyboard worrier.

Keyboard worrier. by sparkleyes10 May 16, 2013

Keyboard plaque 

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

Keyboard plaque by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004