joint

a word meaning anything you want it to mean based on the context of the sentence. takin place of the subject.

A: "yo i went to that joint yesterday"
B: "turn that joint off man"
c: "how come u aint turn ya joint in to the teacha...u gon fail."

by jazzy November 22, 2004

Cross Joint

A cross joint is when you have 1 large joint and a shorter smaller joint and you join them through each other to form the shape of a cross. It is rumored that M.M. Oshonasy delveloped the first cross joint, the man who designed the golden gate bridge. What you do is you equip yourself with three lighters and you light all three ends at once which forms a trifecta of joint smoking power which helps you to get higher faster.

Man 1: Yo dude you gotta smoke this cross joint with me
Man 2: Na man i can't
Man 1: Come on man i can't even light this myself
Man 2: alright alright

by R.RoFF.13 January 11, 2008

joint task force

a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).

"dude did the joint task force already come?"

"yup"

"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009

heim joints

Marijuana cigarettes rolled by the legendary heim. Joints so fine, in fact, that they are often simply called 'heims'

Hey dude, roll up one of those fat heim joints!

by Ryaaan August 5, 2006

Nose out of joint

When someone gets their "nose out of joint" or their "nose is all out of joint" it means they are upset, pissed off or holding a grudge. It means the same as being "besides oneself".

1. When Jim told that sexist joke, Annie got her nose out of joint.
2. Jim told his mom to kiss his butt and now her nose is out of joint.
3. Tony got his nose all out of joint after someone said he smelled like B.O.

by DallasDeckard January 28, 2011

bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper

man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.

by juliusceaser April 24, 2010

jiggy joint

A small joint smoked when you and a significant other want to get sexy time on right after

We got down and dirty early last night because I brought a jiggy joint to my girlfriends house

by DeathCobro January 21, 2020