1. A coalescing adaptation from the Biblical Job and of the name "Jobe"; as was used in the movie The Lawnmower Man. It can be used as an interjection, a label, or an expression of grief.
2. A nonsense phrase.
2. A nonsense phrase.
1. What the Jobe?!, What in the name of Jobe?!
2. That is so Jobe!, Jobeness, stop Jobeing around!, and Why are you being so Jobe, you Jobeitty Jobe-Jobe?
2. That is so Jobe!, Jobeness, stop Jobeing around!, and Why are you being so Jobe, you Jobeitty Jobe-Jobe?
by John T. Boruff April 28, 2004
Get the Jobe mug.The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.
Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"
Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"
Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
by nugirt October 6, 2011
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Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five
by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008
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by slickkicks October 23, 2014
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"Dang look at those jabes."
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by @jabe September 22, 2017
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by D Money, Flocka D, Brossness December 19, 2009
Get the Hater Joes mug.A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.
"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."
by TooSharpe June 2, 2014
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