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January 1st 

Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.
Person: January 1st is the best day ever to have a birthday!!!
Birthday Boy/Girl: Wrong...
January 1st by HydroPath October 20, 2019
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January 14th 

Please Your Girlfriend Day
It's the day for all men and/or women to give their girlfriend's all the pleasure they want. No matter what.

Go make your ladies happy.
"Hey, today's January 14th!"

"Yeah, I gotta go home and please my girlfriend. It's her day!"
January 14th by lizzyallyalmz October 17, 2019

January 1 

National kiss your girlfriend day. Tell her that you love her more than she knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with her.
Friend: Do you know what day it is!!!

Me: No what day is it?!
Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your girlfriend day!!

January 23 

Today is the rapper "XXXTentacion"'s birthday
R.I.P
Person 1: Today is january 23!

Person 2: And?
Person 1: Its XXXTentacions birthday
January 23 by Daily usefulness November 9, 2019

January 10th 

The best mom ever was born on this day so if it's your mom's birthday on this day give her a hug and tell her she's the badist bitch ever and the best person ever
Hey what's your birthday Mom?
January 10th why?
Your the best mom alive!
January 10th by Epic man 2020 November 23, 2019

January 13 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
January 13 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 15

Give a girl your hoodie day and give your boyfriend your Scrunchie dayyyy
Friend : Hey chad it’s January 15 did you give Lilian your hoodie today
Chad : yep and she gave me her scrunchie
January 15 by Eiekennedhjsnwbw January 14, 2020