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Incelolicon

A person who can't find love or doesn't want to or just find real girls annoying. But goes on looking at pictures of elementary girls and masturbating to them.
"Kamoto is an incelolicon, he fucks children that has their age on the clock but he doesn't want to get in a relationship"
by Kaltica September 2, 2018
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Incel Washington

- "It was not just your typical Incel who murdered the girl. This guy was a Incel Washington!"

- "Are you for real? I've heard that Incel Washingtons are super rare!"
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer February 16, 2022
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Incellionaire

A grandiose, bigoted, misogynistic, conspiracy-addled and empathy-impaired tech industry multi-billionaire whose influence over a legion of rabid, alienated young fans renders them even more undatable and unable to love.

Incellionaires, despite being self-styled geniuses with much bank, often have trouble sustaining stable, meaningful, intimate romantic relationships, themselves.
I can’t believe that incellionaire ruined my favorite app!
by anonymous October 6, 2023
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IntelligentCoDFanboy

The biggest, most idiotic douche on YouTube, claiming CoD "is the future now," "is superior to all other games," and is probably a troll.
"COD was never the future at least 343 is reviving the halo series unlike COD using the same guns the same shitty graphics and small ass maps" -geoffreystover1995 in reply to IntelligentCoDFanboy's comment, which states CoD is better than Halo.
by ZachY4 August 8, 2012
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pseudo-intelligent

Used to describe one who attempts to flex intellect that does not exist within his or her own mind.

Can probably be found with a thesaurus in hand, while in a chat room, looking up new insults that are synonymous with "stupid" in order to boost his or her own undeserved ego.

Typical cases of pseudo-intelligence involve pre-pubescent 15 year olds that think they have everything figured out, including, but not limited to: life, religion, politics, education, and sex. Ironically, they have never quite experienced either of the aforementioned.

Pretends he or she has an opinion.

Posseses a severe tendency to blindly and wholeheartedly believe any bullshit they hear, only to subsequently regurgitate the misinformation to anyone they see in an asinine attempt to appear more intelligent than a used, broken condom.

Should the victim of the verbal onslaught happen to have a differing opinion, the pseudo-intelligent individual will revert to his or her thesaurus and insult the opposition with words he or she never knew existed, and probably cannot even pronounce.

Annoyingly and constantly refers to the word antidisestablishmentarianism, as if knowledge of said word defined his or her illegitimately high intelligence quotient.

Typically a hypocrite; creates many, many contradictions. Most online grammar/spelling Nazis can relate.

Always ends a bullshit "argument" with, "I win, so stfu." Win what, dipshits? Your opinions weren't fact in the first place.
<Pseudo-Intelligent individual> Omg. You are Stupid. You are an idiot for not agreeing with everything I say. I know I'm right, even though I know nothing about the subject, because my friend knows someone that read someone's blog somewhere that mentioned something about it. I win, so stfu, you unintelligent moron. God, your stupid. You're such a stupid idiot. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

<Pseudo-Intelligent individual has signed off>
by StealthPro1 December 8, 2010
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intellectual freedman

a person that has escaped from the influence of intellectual slavery or forced groupthink.
Bobby became an intellectual freedman when he transferred from leftist Columbia to the conservative Hillsdale College.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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zero intelligence

Zero intelligence is a term used in economics, social and computer sciences to refer to simple artificial or programmed agents that act randomly subject to minimal constraints. It was introduced in an article published in the Journal of Political Economy in 1993, and has since found usage in other contexts.
Zero intelligence trading closely mimics stock market.

Gode and Sunder demonstrated that if one replaces the students in a standard classroom economics experiment by zero intelligence agents with a budget constraint, they perform surprisingly well.
by Laotze August 28, 2009
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