a person who takes pride in being extremely racist and finds being extremely racist it the funniest thing in the world. (theodore)
a small boy named "theodore" was being a hyper racist when he spammed the n word at a helpless black child.
by ky1e f1sh August 17, 2024
by becapoopoo October 26, 2019
by becapoopoo October 26, 2019
When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 25, 2022
by BoogieNights69 December 06, 2017
Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.
Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
by 3veD June 09, 2019
N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.
Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.
by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024