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hooker spit

the liquids that result after any unexplainable hooker-like event.
Alex got hooker spit all over when he fell out the window.
by km_hukrspyt October 7, 2006
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hooker mouth

A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.
"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 21, 2005
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Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.
Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker
by J December 16, 2004
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holler

1. v. To shout loudly, especially when in pain.

2. v. To yell at ill-behaved children who normally reside in the southern United States.

3. v. To address a friend, colleage, or object of romantic pursuit; the caucasian form of "holla."

4. v. An expression meant to express agreement with another person's declarative statement; the caucasian form of "holla."
1. "When he dropped the hammer on my foot, I hollered so loud that the whole neighborhood could hear!"

2. "I could see Cletus tryin' to kiss his sister from across the yard, so I hollered at him to stop before I got my favorite switch."

3. "Holler at your boy," or "Holler at me tomorrow, girl."

4. Person 1: "Yo you have no business pimpin' like that with those new sneaks, son."
Person 2: "Holler at a baller. I got 'em yesterday."
by TheTripleBizzle May 11, 2006
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hooker juice

A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker
I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.

Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!
by Jerold & Nicole January 7, 2009
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Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
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Halfway Hooker

A woman, usually very hot (but not always), who will essentially trade sex for gifts, some form of help/assistance or in order to social climb. These are the women who expect to be (well) taken care of by wealthy men (because they think they are worth it) - women who hang around VIP sections at clubs, etc. They aren't on the clock like a hooker and they aren't directly paid like a hooker, but they don't spread their legs or give you the time of day unless they are getting something or they think you will get something from you....thus making them halfway hookers.
That halfway hooker I met at in the VIP section of the club was expensive - I had to take her shopping, out to dinner a few times and away for a weekend just to get her into bed!

That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!
by LeDudemon April 9, 2010
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