Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
by Orochi January 27, 2007
Get the Cheese Grater mug.A person or group of people within the LGBTQ+ community who try to control, ridicule, or invalidate other people within the LGBTQ+ community, typically targetting certain terms and labels.
They believe that the term in question "isn't real" OR the person in question isn't "queer enough" to pass.
Their sense of entitlement feeds them the fantasy that their status as a mainstream queer gives them control over how other people can and can't identify.
They believe that the term in question "isn't real" OR the person in question isn't "queer enough" to pass.
Their sense of entitlement feeds them the fantasy that their status as a mainstream queer gives them control over how other people can and can't identify.
Example 1:
Panphobe: "Pansexuality is just woke bisexuality"
Pansexual person: "there's a lot more to the spectrum of gender, sex, and expression than your narrow gaytekeeper microscope shows you."
Example 2:
Enbyphobe: "Nonbinary people aren't real because there are only 2 genders. Liek did u go to 3rd grade biology???!!1!"
Nonbinary person: "If you weren't a gaytekeeper, you'd know that college level biology says differently."
Example 3:
Transphobe:"TrAnStReNdErS hahA I'm so funny please laugh I need constant attention."
Person 1: "please be kind to me, I'm a person too-"
Person 2: "Don't even bother, they're a gaytekeeper."
Person 1: "No..."
Person 2: "They're too far gone."
Example 4:
Polyphobe: "Polyamory isn't inherently queer."
Polyamorous person: "I'm sorry, are you poly?"
Polyphobe: "No but I'm a lesbian and-"
Polyamorous Person: "So you're just a gaytekeeper..?"
Panphobe: "Pansexuality is just woke bisexuality"
Pansexual person: "there's a lot more to the spectrum of gender, sex, and expression than your narrow gaytekeeper microscope shows you."
Example 2:
Enbyphobe: "Nonbinary people aren't real because there are only 2 genders. Liek did u go to 3rd grade biology???!!1!"
Nonbinary person: "If you weren't a gaytekeeper, you'd know that college level biology says differently."
Example 3:
Transphobe:"TrAnStReNdErS hahA I'm so funny please laugh I need constant attention."
Person 1: "please be kind to me, I'm a person too-"
Person 2: "Don't even bother, they're a gaytekeeper."
Person 1: "No..."
Person 2: "They're too far gone."
Example 4:
Polyphobe: "Polyamory isn't inherently queer."
Polyamorous person: "I'm sorry, are you poly?"
Polyphobe: "No but I'm a lesbian and-"
Polyamorous Person: "So you're just a gaytekeeper..?"
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Get the cheese grater mug.(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.
I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!
Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!
Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!
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Get the Gayter mug.An offensive term for fat person originating from the word "gross" (which can mean extremely or excessively fat). Usually used to refer to the morbidly obese.
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