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Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.
You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?
by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011
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gateroid

gateroid is a term for steroids were instead of shooting up; you say drinking.
The MLB is always getting in trouble for the players drinking to much gateroids.
by nickfromdtown January 14, 2008
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Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes
My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated
by Suckmynoodle69 February 3, 2020
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Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.
"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)
by HPHatecrafts April 7, 2009
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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Goated

A state of mind, a feeling that's all high and beyond stoked.

A feeling that can't be described and leaves speechless.
How you doing bro? I'm totally goated!

I'm so fucking goated right now!

goat stoke stoked ecstasy fuck amazing high highest euphoria Feeling
by TheMadJueys April 8, 2016
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Gooter

A mixture of goober goofy a Great insult
Youre A Gooter
by Madelynn Jade March 7, 2009
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