As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
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(not friendly; approach with caution)
(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
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Our flight got grounded because this freetard wouldn't stop shouting "you violerted muh freedurms!" when the flight attendant ordered him to wear a mask.
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Get the fletty mug.The act of wearing informal attire to formal occasions. Reference to US Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, who is known to dress in a hoodie on the Senate floor.
My suit's not gonna be here in time, so I'll just wear my One Piece T-shirt to Ben's wedding instead. Classic Fettermanism.
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Plural Fettermans
A person that wears the same clothes they sleep in to go out in public without bathing in days.
Plural Fettermans
A person that wears the same clothes they sleep in to go out in public without bathing in days.
I was in line at a convenience store behind a Fetterman trying to buy a Loosie.
Fettermans always dress in the same clothes they have been wearing for days that smell like B.O., Smegma, and Sweaty Ballsack mixed together from not bathing..
Fettermans always dress in the same clothes they have been wearing for days that smell like B.O., Smegma, and Sweaty Ballsack mixed together from not bathing..
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