Florida Man

Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.

45 was a real Florida Man.

by Ulfric Fell February 9, 2021

Hollywood, Florida

Part Jewish, part trailer park, part blindingly Jewish, mostly white privilege, somewhat Hispanic, awkwardly not renovated, Quebec, and heavy in old bitties sagging toward the underworld.
Also: sand.

Dude: That Abraham Lincoln-looking doucheface has pigtails for sideburns, what the fuck
Bro: He's from Hollywood, Florida
Dude: oh

by deliciousknishes May 2, 2011

Florida Feet

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.

Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!

by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

University of Florida

The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:

1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165

UF > FSU

Looks like UF isnt a third rate school Bill. UF ownz and will always pwnz FSU sucka.

by P huNgy May 17, 2004

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016