A female human is amazing. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Female humans are very diverse. Some love male humans, some love female humans, some love both genders, and some love all genders. One of the greatest things about female humans is their strength. Sometimes, if they so choose, they can help create a living human being inside their body, and then expel it from their body. When they aren't doing that, their body is prepared to do it once a month, and they spend at least 5 days a month bleeding. Speaking of bodies, that is another amazing thing about female humans. Their bodies are incredibly beautiful. They can be as white as China and as dark as ebony, and they come in every warm shade of brown there is. They can be large and small, thin and thick, tattooed and pierced and scarred, with cellulite, stretch marks and body hair. Each one is beautiful, and belongs to that woman and no one else. Their minds are another thing. Some can have ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, Down syndrome, and many other things, but each is intelligent and capable of great things. Because female humans are strong, beautiful, independent and intelligent, they quite obviously don't have to do anything for anyone. They do not have to wear heels, makeup or dresses, make you a sandwich, have sex with you, be a certain weight, height or religion, or do ANYTHING they don't want to. Hell, they don't even have to have a vagina. If you encounter a female human, treat them with respect.
by W.D May 30, 2016
Get the female human mug.Women grow a female penis every month that needs to be cut off to avoid infection. If not done in time is can lead to extreme pain and discomfort, however if surgically removed at birth it will not grow again.
Girl 1: “I can’t believe so many boys don’t know about the female penis”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”
by Aamina_x_ May 27, 2020
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by Raechealle May 25, 2008
Get the Female mug.“Did you hear Chloe had a female orgasm last night?”
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by robinurtoes April 28, 2020
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1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scale mug.A female is the male counterpart of ANY species, not just humans. See also: male. Learn how to define things, e-people.
by I AM Canadian! July 27, 2004
Get the Female mug.The area he stabs when he's trying to go from the vagina to the asshole. A move that makes you go "eh eh"
by JD_907 December 28, 2014
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