fiddlesticks

A term used to express disagreement or to say that something is nonsense.

Fiddlesticks! Of course I wouldn't let you pay for our dinner!

by dataentryproguy March 12, 2015

Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

golden fiddle

The object every high jumper strives to attain.

Reach for the golden fiddle.

by daheroes January 3, 2004

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Fuddle Duddlin'

meaning "fucking".; deriving from the two words "Fuddle Duddle" meany "fuck you" or "fuck off"

Bob: "Hey Joe, whats goin on?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddlin' around"
Bob: "Sounds fun"
Joe: "Oh, fuddle duddle"
Bob: "What?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddle"
Bob: "Aight"
Joe: "What a fuddle duddlin' idiot"

by __DarkCloudz October 24, 2004

fiddler crab

The fiddler crab is an extension of the shocker. Once you are successfully in the shocker position, quickly move your thumb up and down on the woman's clit to help stimulate the sexual experience.

Give her the shocker and make her cum with the fiddler crab!

by Shane Ryale August 20, 2007

Fuddle

A fuddle is a mixture of the words "fuck" and "cuddle".

Do you want to come round for some fuddles?

by Ben&Jessy June 9, 2011