functional addict

An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.

Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.

by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017

functional irony

A form of irony in which aesthetic (design) and form (function) are intersubjective.

Exuded by a design or interface metaphor; a skeumorph; or a meme.

Memes exude (express) functional irony.

by sandraxine July 29, 2018

Funiting

The combined word of fun and exiting

Wow that game was funiting

by Funandcooldefinitions January 18, 2019

Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.

Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!

by DMTeen November 25, 2020

Functuate

Function and operate combined.

The way my mind functuates is insane.
Can you please functuate normally?

by JirkNasty702 January 11, 2021

Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021

funnce

A Funnce is a boy who enjoys complex board games, researching random subjects as conversation starters, and singing long ballads while at karaoke with his friends. On average, a Funnce drinks 3-4 boba milk teas per week. He will befriend you automatically if you offer him a milk tea. His friends would describe him as a soff boi who has trouble making decisions. However, due to his in-depth analysis and excessive research on a variety of subjects, he has a plethora of random and sometimes useful knowledge. His strengths are his cautious driving skills, procrastination, sleeping in, and chatting with colleagues when there is work to be done. He is very thoughtful and caring and a good friend and boyfriend to have.

Wow, is that your third milk tea this week? You must be a Funnce.

by Momomachine November 24, 2021