self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

by Smitty February 24, 2003

First and a half Base

Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.

She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.

"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

Forest Metal

Forest metal is heavy metal music, generally of the black metal subgenre that mainly deals with the subject matter of nature and wildlife. It also promotes going back into ancient ways instead of going along with the evolution of industrial and urban living. Most prominent among the forest metal scene would probably be the Norwegian second-wave black metal band Ulver (meaning 'wolves'), who used forest imagery and themes extensively. They dedicated an entire album, entitled Nattens Madrigal, to werewolves.

The band Finntroll is arguably the band that uses the most forest related imagery and lyrics. On their ep, Visor om Slutet, the band included several long samples of sounds heard in the forest, such as frogs croaking, birds singing and things more related to Troll Metal, like trolls eating food.

It should be noted that forest metal is not exclusively produced in Scandinavia, as evidenced by the Czech Republic group Trollech and American group Asatru.

Dude, have you heard that Finntroll ep? Pure forest metal. I felt like I was returning to nature in Scandinavian old growth while listening.

by poindexter pencilpecker December 22, 2008

first impression

How you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.

Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."

by Hayley Hogsworth December 30, 2005

Forest City

Forest City, PA is a mile long city of nothingness. In this 1 mile radius it has about 7 churches.

Known for having legendary guys and ugly girls. Has a great soccer team, shitty baseball team. Turkey hill is quite the cool place in forest city.

Fc kids are known for partying in the woods and being able to drink more than anyone else in the area. crappy pot, but everyone smokes it anyway.

Fc has two cop cars, which do abs nothing, and the cops keep a pot plant in the window of their station.

Also home of "old home week", famous block party which takes over the city, and has the very popular Pierogi Eating Contest

"find a place on the tracks, lets get a keg and throw a party"

Forest City is a place everyone should visit and party in the woods at least once, or you haven't lived.

by fcrsoccer21 February 5, 2010

Your first name

You saw that it told you to look up "your first name" so you did now there can be 2 ways you got here

you're being a smartass
you're blonde

*on urban dictionary*

*see "look up any word like your first name"*

(at this moment in your mind you think, i'm gonna be a smartass/blonde and actually search it like that)

by ChickenSausage June 22, 2011