Schrodinger's Forskin

The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.

Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"

by Papa Mike November 6, 2019

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

foresting

The act of laughing in an obnoxious manner after everything that you say. It can be tagged at the end of any statement to make it appear that you are being sarcastic.

1)Fred used foresting by adding a shrill laugh to the end of a normally hateful statement, in attempts to pass it off as a harmless joke: "Your probably the ugliest person i've ever seen! HAHAHA"

by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008

four sector foreskin

cabin crew that fly more than 4 sectors per day - their sexual glands really stink however their partners seem to get off on this -yum yum

four sector foreskin - stinky private bits - can smell them a mile away

by manchester boys May 17, 2009

foreskin

one word: Ghandi
He likes girls to lick it eew, thats too much

ghandi has foreskin ghandi has foreskin

by gross kid February 10, 2005

off like a jews foreskin

can be used with anything with off in the sence

byee im off like a jews foreskin

by hayleyyabba August 20, 2008

Forkskin

The act of performing a Hot Willis on a corpse. (preferably while in the company of others)

After a long night out, they stopped by the mortuary for a quick forkskin and a nightcap.

by Goaf Ukyirselph April 10, 2007