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Fatty D

A fat motherfucker who demolishes crates of cookies in one second. While doing so he will also tell you about his day at work and how his dad died. He doesn't know how to drive because anyone else that can drive simply does it better than him. He frequently has to brb because he can't let his brother see him cry. He's also sorry for being selfish, he just found out what love feels like. He has a reindeer ass-licking fetish. He is a fat black and white horse on the second life. His nickname is Marky, be sure to address him as that.
Fatty D(Marky):*whilst eating a crate of cookies* So anyways today at work, my boss called me fat and my dad is dead.
Person who could give a shit less: Shut up you fat fuck, give me a ride home. Oh wait you can't drive because everybody does it better than you.
Fatty D(Marky): Brb can't let my brother see me cry. :(
by Lolwutter May 2, 2011
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Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.
Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009
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fatty fatty no friends

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon
*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.
by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006
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fatty paige

A Fatty Paige is a girl who is usually at least 30 lbs or more overweight who thinks she is a sex object. She wears half shirts, low cut jeans, bikini tops with short shorts, fishnet stockings, belly rings and other things of that nature. They are usually tattooed heavily but not always and they are obsessed with Betty Paige for some reason, hence the name Fatty Paige.
Look at the gunt on that Fatty Paige.
by Bukkake the porno Clown November 24, 2006
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Fatty Fatty Toad Boy

An insult aimed at a male individual of the overwieght variety, who loosley resembles any amphibian.
" You, fatty fatty toad boy, stop munching that pie, and go die in a corner."
by niblet August 8, 2004
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fatty bangin

by emja May 17, 2006
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