Fagster

Someone who is very short, and they try to act tougher than they actually are.

Jeff: “Sam thinks he such a gangster, even though he is only 1ft tall”

Jim: “Yeah he is a total fagster, he is so small I can’t even hear him from down there”

by Fortnitelover430 November 4, 2018

Fasters

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When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.

After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.

by rich8ch July 12, 2015

cum feaster

one who enjoys feasting on fresh loads of semon

I told hawaiian joe to stop being such a cum feaster, but of course he didnt listen

by twat waffle magoo November 20, 2006

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Fastard

Short for "Fucking Bastard"

Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.

by Perennialartist January 15, 2006

Faterosexual

Faterosexual (fat·er·o·sex·u·al)
-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting faterosexuality (in an ethnocentric sense (that is, an "overweight" person who is sexually attracted to other "overweight" people; whose definition depends largely depends on whoever controls the discourse).

-noun
2. a fatersexual person.

(To a fat guy who happens to date only fat women) "Man, you are so faterosexual."

by sph0nz April 12, 2008

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 5, 2004