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Faterosexual

Faterosexual (fat·er·o·sex·u·al)
-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting faterosexuality (in an ethnocentric sense (that is, an "overweight" person who is sexually attracted to other "overweight" people; whose definition depends largely depends on whoever controls the discourse).

-noun
2. a fatersexual person.
(To a fat guy who happens to date only fat women) "Man, you are so faterosexual."
by sph0nz April 12, 2008
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fabrosexual

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.
Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.
by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010
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feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.
1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.
by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006
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fagrosexual

When a man (or woman) constantly makes sexual remarks to hide the fact that he (or she) is homosexual.
Dave- "hey lets go fuck a lot of bitches tonight!"
Mark- "Dude im pretty sure you're fagrosexual"
Dave- "No im not i love pussy, im not gay..."
by bmxgoalie12 October 3, 2009
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Haterosexual

The polar opposite of pansexual. Haterosexuality is the complete raw hatred of every living person regardless of gender or sexual identity. Like asexuality but replaces the utter indifference towards sexual pursuits with total disdain in the activity and the consequences that it entails. When an individual does not identify as any other previous sexual orientation because she/he despises those labels because they do not accurately cover all possibilities, she/he is most likely a haterosexual.
When questioned about her sexual orientation, Susy said she did not have one but despised the idea of romantic pursuits. Therefore, Susy is a 'Haterosexual.'
by Kyle Bryce November 3, 2013
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haterosexual

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.
The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.
by revengeful lobster May 15, 2006
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Haterosexual

Any person, especially on the internet, who openly discriminates or advocates the oppression of homosexuals or any aspect of the homosexual lifestyle.
Brad: Did you hear about Utah's ratification of gay marriage?

George: I saw a post on Facebook! Too bad there were a bunch of haterosexual comments on it.

Brad: Don't let the hateros get you down.
by Leggplant January 17, 2014
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