California Fappers

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.

Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

by thismusicisshit1289 September 3, 2010

Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

fappa

a fappa is a massive slap administered to the back of the head when a child has done something wrong european mothers/grandmothers are famous for this

johns mum gave him a massive fappa for smoking

by thewogboy March 29, 2007

fappage

fappage = one man birds and bees

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language

by unknownness July 15, 2003

falope

A word used to hook somebody.

Mahone got faloped. T2 JD.

by One Eye Tut October 21, 2003

fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009