Facial Profiling

Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.

Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.

by jockomahoney September 1, 2012

facially challenged

Brute ugly, minger, gimp like munter

'He's so facially challenged he must be a Celtic Supporter.'

by Johnny.Mc October 6, 2007

prima facial

1. (n) When a guy cums on a girl's face, and the girl makes a show of rubbing the cum around in order for it to marinate.

Yeah I totally gave that nappy blonde bitch a prima facial last night. She thinks it will soften her skin or something.

by Pompromp February 22, 2011

Mississippi Facial

A Mississippi Facial is when you are doing 69 with a girl standing up and right before you nut, you pull out and then quickly drop her head down under your ass and shit on her face, then pull her body up and spread the shit all over her face with your dick and balls. Then this part is optional (lay her on the ground and piss all over her face to wash the shit and cum off.) I think the name is self-explanatory

I gave Katie a Mississippi facial last week and her skin is glowing like an angel. She could use a shower though.

by thejake October 20, 2008

Mushroom Facial

Right as a male is about to ejaculate, he presses the head of his penis to his partner's cheek and ejaculates all over their face, using the cheek to create pressure.

I gave her a double cheeked mushroom facial.

by mbtism October 5, 2010

Solo Facial

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

by ForTheFührer! July 28, 2009

irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010