essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014

Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex

by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

essenate

To pleasure someone by licking their inner anus in a delightful and delicious way.

Did you hear what Tom did to Chole last night? He essenated her whole ass out!

by Derptor Whom November 26, 2017

Essence of douschebag

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018

esselution

noun

is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. esselution, however, holds that it is the organic essence or the character of a species that evolves and is as such subject to transition as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.

The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the esselution process. adaptation

by Baron Neville July 17, 2019

essenholm

Thats the best surname you can have. Only gorgeous people have the surname essenholm

Yoo dude essenholm is a gorgeous name and that nibba gay

by Nudista December 5, 2019