Erectisplosion

When the penis becomes so hard it ejaculates prematurely. Without any previous stimulation other than the hot girl in the desk front of you.

"Man Cassie was grindin on me it was so hot there was an erectisplosion in my pants"

by Oh Balls December 16, 2008

Erected Arnold

50% Vodka, 50% Arnold Palmer. Its called an Erected Arnold because the drink is "hard"

That dude was chugging an erected Arnold all night

by erected arnold January 1, 2010

erectionary

synonym for "bonerific".

i can't wait to hangout with you for the first time in 2 years, it's gonna be erectionary!

by Sir Smegma III, Esq. June 30, 2011

Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick

Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.

by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015

Erectile Northfunction

A condition in which the penis becomes magnetized and will only point True North while erect. This disease is caused by a bacterial infection that, if untreated, can cause the penis to swell with a magnetic fluid, a byproduct of the bacterial growth.

Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.

The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.

A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.

Rebecca sent Dean a DM; it was a booty call.

She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.

“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”

by Varnpike August 2, 2018

Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.

“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”

by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

keyboardicus erectus

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009