I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”
Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
by HairyMeatball April 12, 2019
Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.
by Applestein August 25, 2020
Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!
Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.
by Cutie Hyunjin September 30, 2020
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
Shiloh: I like u do u like me? Makaliah: I like u but I don’t like u . Makaliah’s TikTok user : Whoskayllaa
by ShilohSimpsforMakaliah January 08, 2022
I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2023