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Indiana Crab Dangle

A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.
I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.
by jose99 October 12, 2006
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Denver Dirty Dangler

Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.

This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?

Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
by WordGod0985 April 3, 2010
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danglesaurus

a person who is off another's nutsuck and is on major dangle lockdown. nothing will get this person off their prey.
Mateo is such a danglesaurus; he even stooped as low to tell his "prey" that her brother and his best friend do drugs. What a faggot.
by ohsamiscool April 16, 2008
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Danglus

syn: Dingus, Dingleberry, Danglerberry. Deep southern (Pensacola) in origin, Danglus is a humorous derogatory term aimed towards friends who are, at the moment being made fun of...
"Richard Cullison is a big, fat danglus."
by stinkycheese314 August 3, 2006
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Danglepeen

Someone who is often times being a nuiscance. You call that person a "danglepeen" to show them that they are becoming bothersome. The word is used simmilarly with how you would use the words Jerk, or, pretty simmilarly to when you would call someone annoying. Although anyone can be a "danglepeen", often times more so than not, the people who act like danglepeens are little white boys with glasses. These little white bots often times have names starting with an S.
"Can you quit being a danglepeen and leave me alone"
"S I L A S, quit being a danglepeen"
"Dude, that white boy is such a danglepeen"
by Danglepeen September 8, 2016
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dangle flaps

The dropping or flailing or even stretching of the labia (outer lips) of a woman or young girl in some cases. Many men will avoid a lady for having dangle flaps but some men don’t mind.
Adam: “Hey dude! Isn’t that Lisa, I heard you slept with her”
Quinton: “it got frisky I must admit but when I pulled her panties off... BOOM! Dangle flaps, so I dipped quick time
by Dittyskit December 15, 2017
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Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
by BjLoh October 14, 2010
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