holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Carlos curve

When your dick bends to the left

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.

by Baconman6 November 24, 2022

Bezier Curves

Those smooth-ass curves made with control points. Usually used in programming

"Those bezier curves are so smooth they're gonna make me cum"

by mug3ed December 12, 2021

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022

Curving

The gentle male equivalent to scissoring. When a male rubs his scrotum softly against another males scrotal sack. For the hardcore and much more intense variant of this position see curbing.

I heard that fine gay couple curving last night, man he really got off.

by Curvestomp April 7, 2022

curved neck trick

A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..

E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved

by Uncle Burt April 7, 2022

Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.

Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.

by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024