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holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.
Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...
by albcmlga October 27, 2022
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Carlos curve

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.
by Baconman6 November 24, 2022
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.
You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...
by squid4hire August 30, 2011
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Curve Farming

The act of telling a peer the wrong answer to a question in order to boost the curve. In doing this you would be screwing your classmate to getting a lower grade, which would boost your grade by receiving a bigger curve.
Josh - Real GDP does not count inflation.
Ethan - Yes it does josh stop curve farming.
by Killerbee Cow January 16, 2025
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Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.
When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)
by RRRtwat January 25, 2019
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