cryptomaniac

A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.

My future self used cryptomaniac on myself to control my thoughts

by pavaano December 2, 2021

cryptext

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification

cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"

by Pikamama April 14, 2010

crystofer

The man who has the longest shlong in the world

Man that crystofer isa god

by Lakskd May 22, 2018

craptopia

n. an imperfect place or state where everyone lives in discord and everything is for the worst

Visiting the inlaws is a journey to craptopia. I moved from south central Shitville to Craptopia.

by jawsfrog1175 February 10, 2009

blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.

-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.

by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008

Craptop

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

My Craptop cant run windows 98.

by Winbetas October 27, 2003

crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007