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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012
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cocks in frocks

The clergy (specifically christians)
As the priests showed up carrying the golden crosses, my dad quipped, 'Here come the cocks in frocks'.
by cherrypicker uk March 22, 2009
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cocksicle

What happens to your penis and scrotum if you jump into a cold pool, bathtub or ice bucket.
Tim: Gary, what's in your cold pool tent?

Gary: Tim some people call it an insurrection but I call it a cocksicle.
by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011
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Crockstar

A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for Led Zeppelin IV or Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.
Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"

Guy: "Really? I hear Faith No More and Dragonforce are headlining!"

Crockstar: "... Who?"
by retrocliche August 9, 2009
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Cockschlager

Beer, or other alcohol, that has had someone's penis in it.
Matt: Hey man, can you believe that party last night?
Austin: I can't believe Christian downed that whole mug of cockschlager!
by Ari Haugen October 29, 2007
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cocksalot

A term used to describe the actions of one who seduces many women into sexual relations. Can also be used in first person when pronounced "cockalot" or as a name.
"Is that your boy over there spittin at that dime?"
"Yeah bro, he cocksalot of chicks..."

"Yo, you got game?"
"I don't know about game, but the ladies bust out my cockalot"

Sir Cocksalot
by csk24 September 16, 2007
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cocksilo

What do you store in missile-silos? Missiles. What do you store in cock-silos? ...
You like girls! That's so gay, you fucking cocksilo.
by GameMogul December 21, 2007
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