Computer Engineering

A course at the college/university that f***ed you up with binaries, hexadecimals, ASCII and some sh*t, not that “hackerboy” stuff. Mostly people will ask you if you know how to repair a laptop.

Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.

“Dude u from computer engineering?”
“Yeah bro”
“Cool dude, now repair my laptop”

by guessmybinary December 20, 2018

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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.

Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???

by Kevin S. January 6, 2005

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mac computer

the most homosexual item ever released onto the market. people who bu these computers are undecidedly gay and unable to perfom basic boby operations properly.

i bet he owns a mac computer

by steve jobs smells bad July 20, 2008

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computer

A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.

My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!

by Chronomein October 5, 2005

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Computer Aided Fap (CAF)

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.

Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

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