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Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away
by chuck d March 28, 2003
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cockblocker

A person who blocks someone from getting laid
hey did u hear how errin blocked mike from getting laid last night geez what a cockblocker
by PENIS_SLAYER_2016 September 21, 2016
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cockknuckle

I recall a certain Dr. who taught radiology. He used the Socratic method. He would show us an X-Ray and select a student to identify it. One day he put up the soft-tissue X-Ray of the human penis. Superimposed upon that penis was a phalange (a finger). The woman he called upon was clearly unprepared and stuttered, then uttered the words... "Isn't that a penis bone?" Difficult to believe she was going to become a doc! LMAO Needless to say, if we have a penis BONE, we have a penis JOINT. Therefore, et ergo sum...... the penis must have a 'hinge' and a knuckle! Since this allows the penis to move UP or DOWN... anything that moves up or down may, in theory, be a cockknuckle.....
Someone's mood..... "Gosh, that woman can turn on a dime, one minute she's nice, the next minute she's a bitch!" What a cockknuckle!
by tinkertoyjosh March 25, 2010
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CockBlock

when some interferes with the desires of a cock
i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock
by the man who fucked your wife August 27, 2009
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cockblocker

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."
by Janet Reno March 26, 2003
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cock knock

A cock knock is when two men are having sex with a woman, and one goes from the behind, and the other in the front. By the law of physics, the sword player's cocks would "knock" each other.
"Wo Jimmy did we just cock knock?" "just keep going"
by francis89 February 27, 2009
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cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.
Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.
by thesilverduke January 4, 2021
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