columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

by cumberparty October 19, 2009

Mountain Climber

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

by BradKtulu May 28, 2010

Swedish Clubber

Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming

An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.

by Marvin Sloane May 2, 2005

Curtain Climber

One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.

Ninja's on the ninja obsticle course are one example of curtain climbers.

by Charlie Hartnett February 24, 2008

curtain climber

A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.

Dude, this bitch was curtain climbing everytime the wind blew.

by Nikita December 5, 2004