clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.

Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.

by MisterE July 16, 2008

charging

When two people lay anus to anus, thus creating a blast of cosmic energy.

I'm not into spooning anymore ... let's just do some charging instead.

by Blue Waffler August 22, 2010

cargo shorts

a clothing item worn by douchebags that are stuck in the late 1990's. They are also probably wearing a faded, skin tight A&F shirt, a frayed cap, and a puka shell/hemp neckalce.

nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam

by H 2 the izz0 September 24, 2009

hamster chargin

Crazy hamster style jackin off crazy speed

Whoa miranda makes hanties, i'm gonna be hamster chargin tonite.

by Hamstah_masta December 19, 2004

cargasm

The intense moment of pleasure one gets from a vehicle, whether seeing, drivvng, or hearing it.

I had a cargasm when I hit third and wasted that jap piece of shit honda

by cory March 21, 2005

Arabian Depth Charge

During sexual intercourse the man becomes annoyed or angered with his female partner, typically because of her poor performance, so he places his anus over the his partner's vagina and farts. The explosion of flatulence inside her vagina will cause your partner severe pain, and she will leave immediately, effectively relieving you of her unsatisfying performance.

I started hooking up with this chick, but she was horrible in bed, and I couldn't stand it. So I gave her an Arabian Depth Charge. That sure sent her running for the hills!

by The Colorado Kid February 8, 2010

clag

Verb, to clag: to stick one object to another.

Are you going to clag a new sign on the door?

by David Palmer May 30, 2005