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quarter chub

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.
1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
by Adda-Jew November 1, 2005
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Chobble gobbler

Term used to insult an asshole by inferring he gobbles chobbles (cock)
by BooGie.Wizstar May 24, 2018
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3/4 chub

damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub
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chobble-ogga

When you eat something really fast and it gives you chronic indigestion.
man1:Shit! I've just eaten a donner kebab really fast and now i've got some serious heart burn.

man2: Yeah thats chobble-ogga for you.
by Johnsmith123456789 March 23, 2010
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chobble

1. To chomp repeatedly on a chewable object or morsel of food
2. To masticate veraciously
Chloe chobbled on her apple.
by Fred and Chloe April 1, 2004
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