crumbs of food or garbage that seem to magically appear on your feet when walking around your home barefoot; usually occurs when you have a large family of over ten kids
by Sizzle Mah Nizzle December 30, 2010
by LightningDash April 29, 2013
by crazystar March 23, 2009
The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.
Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."
Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"
OR...
Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."
Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"
Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"
OR...
Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."
Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"
by Tommy T June 17, 2004
Neville was feeling punk after losing a football wager, so he nipped up to his flat and made a chip butty to assuage his depression.
by Luigi July 09, 2004
n. (a.k.a. chips and cheese) commonplace British delicacy, to be found in almost every 3am eaterie for around £2.00. Profoundly sautéed in 'graisse animale', the chips (fries to non-UK English speakers) are then drowned to taste in traditional seasoning (table-salt and industrial malt vinegar) before the 'pièce de résistance' - a delightful coat of the cheapest plasticky "cheddar-syle" cheese available. Voilà! Delicious.
The mis-pronounciation is a direct hommage, if you will, to the owners and employees of Britain's millions of kebab shops, and their unilateral endearing trait of being unable to speak English.
The mis-pronounciation is a direct hommage, if you will, to the owners and employees of Britain's millions of kebab shops, and their unilateral endearing trait of being unable to speak English.
*3 o'clock a.m., any town centre in the UK*
Turkish guy at till: Whatchoo wan'?
Drunk customer: What? £5 for a kebab? I'll have fookin' chips and cheese then.
Turkish guy (to the guy doing the frying): Ey Sanjeet, two chip an' chee!
Turkish guy at till: Whatchoo wan'?
Drunk customer: What? £5 for a kebab? I'll have fookin' chips and cheese then.
Turkish guy (to the guy doing the frying): Ey Sanjeet, two chip an' chee!
by Terry Deary February 24, 2006
Jon was due to give birth to a mesquite BBQ chip baby, but a swift punch to the gut led to the termination of the pregnancy.
by SAD Adams January 17, 2007