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Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.
Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.
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cheezoid

Put away that fake afro, you cheezoid.
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cheen screaters

A person that requires the extra help of cheating by watching other peoples' screens while playing a videogame.
Ben: Hurry up guys, he's got the flag and he's about to get the overshield!

Kris: WTF you freaking cheen screater!

Nicke: Bike Tires Scare Me :(
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cheezy hippo

a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser
omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier
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Cheez Bix

Cheez Bix, often mistaken for Weeta Bix, is a delicate confectionery, enjoyed by the upper class societies of Somalia. It originates from unknown colloquial vocabularies and is said to be made of a mixture of milk, age, and plenty of yeast cells. Due to the curious combination of ingredients used in its creation, it is often found with wrinkles, bones, and fungi that are capable of inducing cardiac arrest within ten minutes of ingestion. Some say that the aroma of Cheez Bix is enough to induce a coma.

Cheez Bix is often referred to as Jizz Bix, Cheez Bitch, or, less commonly, Jizz Bitch, although these, "Nicknames," are usually jests and should be corrected during all occasions.

Other uses include:
-verb
1) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause death through heart attack or eternal rest.

2) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to obliterate resistance in a battle front through the use of simple methods of assault.

3) To, "Cheez Bix," can be to cause worry and concern amongst people who have never heard of Cheez Bix.

-noun
1) A state of, "Cheez Bix," is used to describe a coma or eternal rest caused by the smelling or ingestion of Cheez Bix.
Geoff: I think this guy just had a Cheez Bix
Bobulus: What do you mean?!
Geoff: He either smelt or ingested a rare form of confectionery that is only found in Somalia.
by Cheez Bix July 10, 2009
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Cheez

This word is what I and probably some other people use to say cheese.
Boy* Man who cut the cheez
Random person (who farted)* Oh, I am so sorry.
by A-Man8 November 21, 2015
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