basket case

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.

The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case

by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004

waste case

Someone who is a 'waste,' or achieves nothing and accomplishes nothing. He or she lacks drive, and makes little effort to do anything useful.

1. It's 3 pm and she still has not gotten out of bed, she is such a waste case.

2. He spent all weekend drinking, skipped his classes on Monday, and isn't going to his exam. He is a total waste case.

by starld17 December 18, 2010

waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely

Michele is a total waste case.

by Taylor April 10, 2005

Phantom case theory

The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.

Chad- How was last night?
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.

by Rob Ranna March 29, 2009

Brewf case

A case of beer one carries around all night as if it were a brief case.

Dude, that guy has been carrying that brewf case around all night.

by DalekCaan September 29, 2014

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1

Joseph Case Jr. High is like an industrial shredder, but instead of crushing things, it eats self-esteem. The kids here are brutal, making fun of others left and right. In some cases, 'brutal' is an overstatement. There are a ton of playground insults thrown around, like "jerk" or "dummy". But let me tell you, these children are mature in an immature sort of way. They know super harsh words that they claim to use as jokes, like "whore" or "bastard". Now, that might not seem that aggressive, but imagine being in a so called "child friendly" place, surrounded by 11 and 12 year old's. There are some kids paying attention to the lesson, but it's mostly joking and talking. You look in the back to see that there are two kids bickering. You don't pay much mind to it, but then one of them calls out, "SLUT!", and laughs. The other kid is completely distraught. That isn't a situation that I'd like to be in. VISIT PART 2

Kid1: "hEy mAN, wANnA sEe mE sLAm mYSeLF iNtO thiS wiNdOw?!"
Kid2: "yEAh, bRO! LEtS gET tHis bREad!"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1

by urbanDictionaryAnon420 May 8, 2019

Federal case

another name for an ounce of weed. Otherwise known as a zip

james:yo i heard u got a federal case yesterday.
joe:yea, its gas

by REEFER CHIEFER September 20, 2020