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calling corporate

Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.

Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.

Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!

Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.

Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.

Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.

Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.

Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?

Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
by RaineyL January 5, 2022
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panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
John just found a panty calling card.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie
Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!
by nemo October 30, 2002
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.
Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"
by Danswer November 29, 2009
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Callan

A smart and loyal man with a great personality and humor
Callan is so perfect
by Blackdeath69 March 14, 2017
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mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.
"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"
by kikanjuuneko September 8, 2004
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