Covid-130 

When health officials and academics were relieved and overjoyed to hear that Dr. Scott Atlas, US President Donald Trump's controversial special adviser on Covid-19, who was on a 130-day contract, had resigned—he rose to notoriety after questioning the need for masks and other measures to control the pandemic.

Besides casting doubt on the usefulness of masks, the president’s “Covid-130 health con-sultant” was against lockdowns and supported herd immunity as a strategy to contain the coronavirus outbreak.

Covid-130 by Covido December 12, 2020

Covid-38 

Covid-38 means getting diagnosed with the same disease twice (at this point the coronavirus) 19+19=38

Boyfriend: Bad news babe, I got diagnosed with coronavirus again

Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?

Covid-38 by billieilish April 26, 2020

Covid-19 Pandemic 

A legendary conspiracy which took place between 2019 & 2022 A.D. against workforce members, incited with propaganda produced by fascistic communitarians posing as caring humanitarians in an effort to gain undue control over Earth’s economies.

Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”

Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”

Covid-19 Pandemic by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022

Covid-20 

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.

For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.

Covid-20 by Covido January 6, 2021

covid-shmovid 

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

covid-shmovid by a_fool March 27, 2020

Covid-45 is the new Covid-19. 

When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.

Just as the mask is the new T-shirt, Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

Covid-45 is the new Covid-19. by Covido November 1, 2020

COVID-X 

When the letter X is linked to different operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, tetration) with regard to the actual number of infections or fatalities in a country—for example, if X infected cases are reported in some rogue nations, the actual figures are probably closer to the following: North Korea: X + 2; India: 2X; Russia: 2ˣ; China: ˣ2.

What is COVID-X for China if X is 3? The answer is ³2 = (2²)² = 4² = 16.

COVID-X by Covido January 10, 2021