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cooked

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
He is cooked but he is still working.
by glitterngld March 6, 2020
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Choker

A blow job blackbelt. Basically a kinky sluts badge of office.

(especially if its lace)
Steve: Did you see that girls choker? You know what that means bill.
by Yourdadsgaymom June 12, 2019
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Coker Poked

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!
by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007
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chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.
Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."
by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008
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cockerjammed

man it is realy cockerjammed up over there
by austin dakota smith December 17, 2008
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cockercises

exercises of the cock.

The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.

The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area

Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
by soberjack March 20, 2010
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Conker hunt

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.
'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'
by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011
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