Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

by pajiba June 10, 2013

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michael conforto

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017

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Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

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Billy Conforto

The homoerotic, bus boy friend of Theo von.
he unfortunately ate a bunch of pills & drove into an embankment

R.I.P Billy Conforto

a buddy of mine, his name was billy conforto. he died from driving into an embankment

by Josh19 June 19, 2019

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cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

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comfortitis

when your so comfortable everyone elses level of comfort seems inferior and futile

Mike-"Nick you always get the best sleeping spot"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"

by kro43434343 January 2, 2009

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Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.

My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020

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